ek kameene ne doosre kameene se kahaa: saale tu itnaa badhaa kameena hai tera padosi mar gaya

uske antim sanskar ki taiyaaree ho rahee thee seeddhi(stair) banayee jaa rahee thee aur jaise hee seedhi ban gayee

tu aaya aur seedhi maang raha hai ki seedhi de do jaraa fan saaf kurna hai.

doosra kameena bola : saale maine to only seedhee maangi thee wapis bhee to kur dee thee tu to itnaa badhaa kameena hai

tere padosee ka accident ho gayaa uski dono taange kut gayee usko dekhne hospital gayaa usko tu bolta hai

teree to dono taange kut gayee tu chaappal aur shoes ka kyaa karegaa mujhe dede.